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Old May 25, 2007 | 12:19 PM
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your singing hamster becomes a mute. [:-]
 
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Old May 25, 2007 | 12:23 PM
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You get evicted which is odd because you own the home!
 
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Old May 25, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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^ must be a homeowners' association.

Your homeowners' associaton knows you by name and is tired of sending you daily noise ordinance violations, so ENOUGH ALREADY!!!.
 
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Old May 25, 2007 | 01:35 PM
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...left an impression in the hood of your car. (or your neighbors, if you don't like them!)

 
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Old May 26, 2007 | 06:16 PM
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when you dont want another ciggerette.
 
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Old May 26, 2007 | 07:11 PM
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to light up a cigarette afterwards you dont use a lighter, you just touch it to the tip of ur *****
 
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 02:26 AM
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when yur girlfriend s - l - o - w - l - y deflates... And she'sNOT a blow-up doll
 
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 02:37 AM
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When SHE wants a sandwhich afterwards...
 
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 04:55 AM
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When you're in so much pain the next day you think you accidently used Bengay instead of KY jelly......
 
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Old Jun 10, 2007 | 06:31 AM
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Neither of you can sit long enough to drive home, and neither of you want to
 
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