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Old May 10, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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When your bed gets up and walks out saying " Jesus you two are sickos!"



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neighbors call the cops for domestic abuse. When the cops show up they are oddly reminded of a scene from Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Good scene... hahaha You remodeling your house? haha


 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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afterdoin the "dew" she looks like she has a midget standing in her panties and you look like a baby waiting for its nuts to drop.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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when your neighbors flip you off out of sheer jealousy as you drive by
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 05:31 PM
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you keep a defibulator bedside to kickstart your session
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:08 PM
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when the next day your bed is in a full body cast
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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**** producers hire goons to threaten you not to makevideo's because they fear it will hurt their business.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:16 PM
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when you guys finish and even your d*ck needs a cigarette
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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you lie there afterwardslistening to your privates sizzle like chimichanga plates at Chilli's
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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when lubricant isn't enough unless its from mobile 1 or quaker state
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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lol... or your lubricant suffers from viscosity breakdown - ouch
 
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