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Old May 10, 2007 | 09:29 AM
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Bill Clinton calls YOU for advice on what to do when you tap dat @$$
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 09:34 AM
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The neighbors all put their houses up for sale the next day!
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 10:37 AM
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...she doesn't make you do the pull-out.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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you have a 7 course breakfast waiting for you the next morning, accompanied by a little"oral" wakeup.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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...you stay the night.
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 11:43 AM
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... when you have straighten every hanging picture - on both floors
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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when she is a temporary quadraplegic after
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 02:51 PM
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when parts of your body that are normally wet are dry and the dry parts wet
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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When the EPA comes to your house for a possible Hazzardous Leak!
 
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Old May 10, 2007 | 03:12 PM
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neighbors call the cops for domestic abuse. When the cops show up they are oddly reminded of a scene from Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
 
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