Also, you know your a b5er if after parking your car you look back at least three times while walking and think to yourself, damn thats sexy...

 

^^^ doesnt even count anymore because everyone knows that and does that lol

You owe this thread another one MZO

 

.. when everything seems fine, and bam! new problem.-

 

... when an older gentleman holds the door of a convenience store open for you so he can ask "is your car difficult to drive?" ...because he recently bought a 2009 A4 and cannot figure out all the switches. To which I replied: "I think it's more difficult to own..."

 

If you find yourself cleaning the brake dust off your rims at least twice a week with your old tooth brush...you know your a b5er

 

^^^ good one haha

 

you know you're a b5er when some one asks for a slot screw driver and you hand them your keys

 

A lot of the stuff that has been being said has almost nothing to specifically do with B5's..

 

You know you’re a b5 owner if…

You hit the lock button (out of habit) at the gas station and look like a jack a$$ for the next 10 min while you try to figure out why the fuel door wont open! .... Guilty!


You meet your friends for lunch and when the bill comes they all look at you, to witch you reply “I know I drive an Audi but dam its used!” lol

 

you know your a b5er when the abs goes out during the summer and decides it wants to work again the first day it snows