You know you are a B5'er when you can take hairpin turns without using the brakes, while other cars must brake. You know you are a B5'er when you wonder why Audi allows you to roll down the windows with the key, but not the moonroof.

 

cuz it wudnt be fair to u moonroofless guys out there

nd u know ur a b5er wen u like showin new b5ers the window key roll trick

 

You know your a B5'er when you spend 30 minutes reading this entire thread, laughing after every response because you've done everything on here at least once.

 

You know you are a B5er when you have to explain to your friends that it is better to have to tear down the front of your car to replace the radiator because you don't cut you knuckles that way. (and then you see where audi got their new front end from when you see your B5 for the first time without the front bumper).

 

i dont understand

 

I took the bumper off the car yesterday and it looks badass like the front of the new audi's. I am too lazy to upload it from my phone (plus its a shitty pic) so i will steal a pic from the write up.


I see the resemblance anyway.

 

You know you're a B5er...
...when you find yourself parked 3 feet back from the curb just to be sure the front bumber doesn't scrape, even at stock height.
...you're new to AF as of yesterday, and just learned 10 new things from this thread alone.
...you're happy that something "needs" to be replaced so you can justify an upgrade to the wife...

 

how true..........at least I'm not the only one

 

...or, while climbing under your B5 trying to figure out where the most recent leak is coming from, your wife is complaining to her friend about it being a POS, all the while, the friend's husband looks on with hint of jealousy... I love that quiet hint of jealousy!

 

you know your a b5er when you drive out of the way to take a road thats been recently graveled so you can show your friends what a four wheel burn out feels like.