Pic to prove it Audinick...

 

Your a b5'er when everytime you put the car in gear you pray the in-dash display doesnt say service!

Your a b5'er when your afraid to touch anything on the car because if you break it youll have to drive atleast an hour to get the part you broke

Your a b5'er when you go back in the house to look at audiforums whenever your doing anything on your car to see if anyone has done it before lol no? just me? ah well..

 

You know your an Audi owner when you park next to the other Audi, but they also park a space away from any other car.

 

This probably has already been said but all well.

When your lcd screen just shows little yellow and red lines.

 

When your little sister asks if your car is from the Olympics.(the rings)

 

Got that right, and it load enough to scare anyone away, mine is about as loud as a mouse....

 

Yup... Thats me, and staying up waaayyyy to late doing it!

 

You know you drive a b5 when people break into your car and don't steal anything, they just throw all the papers in your glove box around. It's happened to me at least

 

I've had someone steal my insurance card, and the empty case for the faceplate on my stereo, but not the ACTUAL faceplate or anything else valuable.....riddle me that one! lol

 

You know your a B5'r when you spend more $$ fixing the car than it cost you to buy it!