You know you're a b5 owner when you strip the whole front end and all your friends think its major repair/accident when your actually just replacing your timing belt.

 

You know you're a B5 owner when your fuel gauge reads empty but you just filled up!

 

You know you're a B5 owner when you no longer can read the LCD cluster

 

This one was from today...

You know you're a B5 owner when you are driving in traffic and come upon another debadged B5 with a college-age dude driving (just like yourself), and you purposely keep pace with him meanwhile your heartbeat starts fluttering.

 

^ No homo!

 

You know your a B5 owner if you have AAA on speed dial

 

It was pretty sweet haha. There was another B5 right in front of me too though! But the driver was some middle-aged looking dude on his phone.

 

I gave the devil horns to an S5 driver once and he threw 'em back at me.

 

you know you have a B5 when you pay your insurance company for roadside assistance just in case..... comes in handy when youre driving through Las Vegas and your coolant flange blows out then its only $500 to replace at the stealership and you dont have to pay for towing.

 

you know you own a b5 when you tell your friends about the "b5" model a4 and then one of them says "you mean Babylon 5?"