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Old Aug 6, 2010 | 01:01 PM
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If you ride in someone else's car and the tires squeal when they launch and you keep thinking to yourself "this wouldn't happen if you had quattro..."
 
Old Aug 6, 2010 | 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by chocalotstarfish
Your lucky if your remote works more than an arms reach away from the car!
There's a fix for that - under the rear seat base the wire will be coiled up. Remove rear seat base (lift at front, then pull out). Remove one of the rear seat side bolsters (right side should be closest). Uncoil the wire and feed up where the bolster goes as far as you can and find some way to secure it (eg: duck tape!) then put the bolster and seat base back. Done!
 
Old Aug 9, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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You know your a B5 owner when you feel like a cybernetic organism while drifting in the rain.
 
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 04:47 AM
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You know your a b5'r when you hear someone mention rain or snow and you get butterflies in your stomach.
 
Old Nov 12, 2010 | 10:03 PM
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you know your a b5 owner after you read this thread and your sunroof develops gremlins
 
Old Nov 12, 2010 | 11:00 PM
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you know you're a B5 owner when the thought of a bigger turbo turns you on
 
Old Nov 13, 2010 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by aledelic42
And if you feel a special connection between you and your car and continuously look back at it while walking away after parking it even when it was stock... maybe..
OH YEA!! and when you park is and notice everyone else looking at your car after you park it.

you know you are a B5er when your buddy gets mad because chicks dig your 99 audi more then his 2004 corvette cause they think its worth more!
hahahhaha!!
 
Old Nov 13, 2010 | 10:18 AM
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or you know your a B5er when you work at a volkswagen dealership and the GM of the dealership tells you, "you can no longer park your car (my 99 audi 1.8 quattro) on the dealership like the rest of the employees because your car gets more atttention then the brand new 2011 VW'S from all the customers"

lol hahaha
 
Old Nov 13, 2010 | 11:12 AM
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^^ Win!
 
Old Nov 13, 2010 | 12:12 PM
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yea my GM is crazy i still park it on the lot.
one of the salesmen told me my car gets asked about 2 to 3 times a day hahaha

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