You know you r a b5r when 1000 mile trip with no problems is imposible but u will doo'it anyway
You r a b5r if every plastic trim and rubber hose in the engine bay seems to brake if you look at it more the 10 sec

 

HEY!!!! My DD is a KIA!

 

FTW! lol

unfortunately i haven't ordered my HIDs or.. anything, to put into my car on Vday so it seems a detailing and pointless drive, maybe a car wash will make do for our date.lol

 

You know you're a "new" B5 owner when your car alarm goes off at 2am and you have no idea how to turn it off!

Happened to me this morning when I was screwing around. It took me 20 minutes to get it to shut up.

 

I was sleeping in my car one night (long story) and forgot to disable the interior motion sensors. The car locked itself and armed the alarm while I was sleeping, so when I wiggled around to get more comfortable the interior sensors set off the alarm. Scared the SH*T out of myself lol

 

One more
U know you are a B5r when no warning lights makes you think what the hell is wrong now!?

 

hahahaha

 

Well I figured out how to shut the car up but I cant for the life of me figure out how to turn the alarm off.

I figured it out finally.

 

You know you're a B5 owner when you'd take being uncomfortably low over comfortably high.

 

when you've got more ideas for what to do to your B5 than you have dollars in your bank account.