you know youre a B5'er when you look at another B5 in a parking lot, and go through the list of things in your head that their car has that you want for yours.. (facelift fogs happen to be at the top of this list for me right now)

i cant get over how true all of these statements are.. i look at my car several times as i walk away just to see what everyone else sees.. phantom sunroof.. parts before mods.. everyone thinking your car is super expensive just cause its a sleek piece of german engineering, and they drive american garbage.. man our cars are timeless..

 

whats phantom sunroof?

 

You know your a b5er when you sell your 2.8 to get the 1.8t thats more modable

when people think your 12V is fast.

people think your spoiled because you drive an audi.

 

You know your a b5'er when you blow the fuse to your interior trunk lights and cant find the fuse anywhere in the car.....

 

if this http://www.shokan.com/newarrivals.php makes you wanna cry lol

 

when you think whether you want to eat this week, or mod your car.
cus i just did that.

when you see a modded out honda and just laugh(not that i have anything against a honda)

 

Its a common problem for the sunroof switch to get dirty or have a bad connection and due to this, it will randomly open and close of it's own accord, mine likes to do it when it's wet out (haven't had time to clean it again, despite it taking all of ten minutes to do) I'm sure you've probably seen dozens of threads titled "Sunroof has a mind of its own!!!" and such things along those lines, that's why.


I don't have anything against a honda either, but I won't deny laughing at people with fart cans on automatic civics with a couple decals and dark tint thinking they're fast. Its even better when you can tell that they don't even have a turbo kit and think they're fast.

 

You know you drive an A4 when you find out taking a cab to work is cheaper than running your own...

And you also know you drive one when your friends ask you why your car is more in the garage than on the road.........

 

you know youre a B5'er when you think a ski bag is an amazing feature. You've never skied (and you had to look up if skied was the past tense of ski)

 

when they make your car in half years(99.5)

when your friend does a burnout and you just drive in circles