You are superman but Lex Luther beats the **** out of you one day with a kryptonite baseball bat. You are now stuck in a wheel chair for the rest of your life, and can't get a hard on.

I wish I could get a dog. (landlord rules)

 

HAHAHAHA nice one !


Granted - You get a dog but your landlord sues you and throws you out of the apartment.

I wish I was invincible! HAH!

 

edit: beat me to teh dog thingy[:@]

Granted - you're iinvincible... But now you can't feel NEthing, either, which means NO pleasure, which means NO big O's, or little ones, or even any imiginary ones... EVER!!!

I wish I were ominescent! (edit2: and a better spellerer)
edit3: omniscence means infinite knowledge, in case you dint know...

 

Wish Granted - you are omnicient - however mortal... so for exactly 10 min. you are all knowing.. then..... [:'(]





I wish I could time travel

 

Granted- but when you travel your body become hidiously distorted.


I wish i could fly

 

Granted - You can time travel only one time and its only to the time period before there was any universe.



I wish I could travel to space in a space shuttle one day.

 

Granted - But you have to do it as a ceramic tile that doesn't survive re-entry.

I wish I was an F1 driver

 

A 2fer...


Granted - POOF! - you are now a duck! Hunting season begins in 5..., 4..., 3..., 2..., 1....

Granted - BIGGER POOF!!! - You have been transformed into a sixth-grade science experiment in the effects of gravity on skid-marks in BVD's


Oh how I wish I could instantly satisfy EVERY Woman I meet...[sm=drooldude.gif]

 

Granted, but the only women left are 75 years old. The bright side, they have no teeth.

I wish I played pro footbal.

 

Granted, But now you are a huge ugly lineman who can no longer fit into his car, and since your ugly women dont like you either.
I wish my car poofed into a (WORKING) RS4