Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
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From: SoCaL~
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
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great.. I have to wait till I get home....
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Site Moderator/Ninja
Joined: Aug 2005
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From: SoCaL~
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
[&:] great Jazz.. thanks i just wet myself from the anticipation[:'(]
edit:
DONT MOVE.. I'll go get you a towel... hHAHAHA funny stuff.
but back to our game :
"Nooo - I was looking at her blouse honey.. not her ***** "
edit:
DONT MOVE.. I'll go get you a towel... hHAHAHA funny stuff.but back to our game :
"Nooo - I was looking at her blouse honey.. not her ***** "
4th Gear
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 5,441
From: Chicago Burbs /// KOTH 06'
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: BaconBait
For the other military members-
I'm a pilot.
It'll fit.
Yes, I checked the CG.
The boss said to leave early.
For the other military members-
I'm a pilot.
It'll fit.
Yes, I checked the CG.
The boss said to leave early.
lol anyway.."All that turbulence spoiled my landing."
"This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent."
"No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized."
"I've got the traffic in sight."
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2nd Gear
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,154
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RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
I'm surprised no one said this one!
"I never got a miss call from you"
"I swear I don't know where that came from"
"I think of you all the time!"
"I never got the memo"
"Who farted?"
"I never got a miss call from you"
"I swear I don't know where that came from"
"I think of you all the time!"
"I never got the memo"
"Who farted?"
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Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 13,664
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
I dont like stuff that sucks.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
Site Moderator/Ninja
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 7,681
From: SoCaL~
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: onepoint8tee
I dont like stuff that sucks.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
I dont like stuff that sucks.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
Hehehehe - no its.. BEST LIES, not lines. but yes the cowbell & princess bride reference is great.
p.s - its Inigo Montoya
"If you swallow those watermelon seeds - theyll grow into watermelons"