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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 02:42 AM
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lol yea its funny stuff.

"Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly."

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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 02:46 AM
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No, no Jack... these are MAGIC beans.....
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 02:46 AM
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It aint so much the weight I'm worried about. I almost had a tail sit the other day, somthihng bout loading all the bags first after I told them not to.
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 03:23 AM
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yikes .. where was this and who was the ground company?
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 03:27 AM
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Ft. Laddy daddy. And it was our ramprats. fecking dumbass. didn't relize that he weight more than ten bags, then he got up in the back of the plain, nose gear came off the ground (with people inside), I jumped on the stairs and yelled at him to get off the plain, moved everyone one forward, (they knew why, you could see it one there faces). I think one of ours had one. the stake on the back is slightly bent right on the bottome.
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 03:47 AM
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damn what kind of dumbasses do you guys employ?

i used to work for swissport out of ohare. a cargo ramp rat somtimes pax rat. good times.
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 04:11 AM
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the dumbass kind. Thats why you leave the radar on, to sterilize the ramp monkeys
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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OK, that was quaint...


Now, back to my thread!


~No Ma'am, we don't have any more of those in the back...
 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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" It should get to you in a few days"



 
Old Sep 22, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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"your car will be ready tomorrow"

 



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