or her mom!

 

Kinda hard to get dumped by your right-hand

 

Well, I've still got both hands with me.

 

The new guy is already gonna suffer the epic loss because he's stuck with your old ho and chances are she'll dump his sorry *** too. Strip clubs, unless you're in Houston, typically end in lack of satisfaction and even more need to blow your wad. If you want to blow off some steam go get a massage with a happy ending. Less work, better result, and you get a massage out of it. If her mom/sister/best friend is the masseuse, all the better.

 

LOL, dood im done with that hoe idc if she thinks she wins or anything like that. i know who the knew guy is and me nd him go way back with our problems so why not settle it by beatn the **** outa him? she can win for all i care, and her sister is 2 so im good with that.

 

LOL. sounds like a good plan.. but i think ill pass. maybe i can go out and get another speeding ticket because im already goin to loose my license in about a month.. why not

 

Ok then, good luck.

 

Maybe she'll like you better if don't write like you're in 6th grade.

 

or act like you're in 6th grade....

 

maybe he is in 6th grade