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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 01:40 PM
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Dreams of an "all fours" moment with Lionel Ritchie, on the 50 yard line at the Orange Bowl Halftime Show, While Up With People sings "All Night Long"
 
Old Dec 10, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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Got a woodie when Brittany Spears shaved her head.
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 01:46 AM
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^ digs bald wet beavers - the BLM has banned him from most habitats because of it
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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Believes that he does his part for preventing deforestation by by practicing the old saying "Save a tree, eat a beaver"
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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^ just got special recognition from his CMAP (Compassionate Masterbators Assistance Program) group for his years helping amputees achieve some quality of life.
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 02:21 PM
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proudly announced he's now registered in 8 zip codes as a sex offender.
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 03:56 PM
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^ Is just plain, 100% homofuckingsexual.
 
Old Dec 11, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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^ finally learned that being homo-sapien, instead of -sexual, gets better results with the girls, but will need to start buying his own drinks in gay bars.
 
Old Dec 12, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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Thinks it manly if he refers to his cake baking hobby as World Extreme Cage Baking....plus it gives him one more excuse to wear tights
 
Old Dec 12, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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^ has an unidentifiable skin rash that makes everything taste like tartar sauce
 



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