^ Likes his girls like he likes his coffee; icy and black.

 

TPAM needs sunthin wit a V-8 innit! An a 6-speed! Wit, of course, AWD!

TPATPAM's qool points just went UP 1500% Not for the Parliament/Funkadelic/Geo. Clinton/PFAS cred, but, because he's 40!!!

BTW, I once ran the sound board for the remnants of Heart, at an outdoor set on a USO tour, when they came to Caserma Ederle in Vicenza, Italy, back in the late, late 80's. And, I'm the only person *I* know, of ANY ethnicity, who has Willie Nelson, The 3 Tenors, 3 Mo' Tenors, Peter Frampton, 2-Pac, Bob Marley, B.B. King, 2-Live Crew, Big Pun, Bonnie Raitt, and many others on my MP3.

 

^ is the four time National Butt Clapping champion - hard to beat his strirring rendition of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" in an assless Uncle Sam outfit

 

I was gonna go as Roy Rogers, but, TPAM backed out of his promise to let me use his Assless Chaps. Something about not wanting to be seen with a Chapless ***!

 

Hears "Double Dutch Bus" music playing in the back of his head whenever he walks.

 

^ will be stuck on nines tomorrow......90-09-09 and will freak out at 9:09 a.m. and again in the p.m.

 

Is like a female Fred Sanford

 

^ IS a female Fred Sanford.

 

Would have succeeded if it hadn't been for those meddling kids ......and their dumb dog.

 

^ Knew my plans and could have gotten a cut if he weren't so "honest" and "ethical"..... Jerk.....