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Old Apr 8, 2009 | 03:35 PM
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Attempting to seize the times, failed miserably when he opened a Haircut joint titled Unibarber featuring "Dynamite" haircuts and "explosive" cuts on prices.
 
Old Apr 8, 2009 | 07:17 PM
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^ surfaces like Old Faithful, every two weeks, just like his sexlife
 
Old Apr 8, 2009 | 11:54 PM
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Carries a travel size Vagasil everywhere he goes.
 
Old Apr 9, 2009 | 05:21 PM
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^ hitting the road in search of the perfect BLT sandwich on pumpernickel - plans to be back by next Tuesday
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 04:46 AM
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Wrote a thirty page essay report on why the sky isn't green.
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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Finally perfected his Louis Gossett, Jr. impression, only to find out no one knows who he is anymore.
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 10:38 AM
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^ was breast fed until the tender age of 24
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 03:44 PM
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Will be bringing authentic Russian oyster eggnog to the Easter banquet this weekend.
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 06:40 PM
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^ claims to be Superman - just in the econo-sized package
 
Old Apr 10, 2009 | 06:44 PM
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Got in a fight with his garage door... and lost.
 



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