^ got perma banned from the YMCA for having crabs

 

should know I had dreams last night of pulling bugs out from under my skin that when thrown on to the floor, would transform into 8 inch high steel clawed praying mantis-like creatures that would immediately attack. So, crabs might have been better.

 

is tired of being the last person to post here. and is a rule breaker.

 

Hi,
About yours,
This topic is very nice to write about you.
I think you are very nice person.
And very interesting guy.

^seems like you've been trying to ignore his calls railrunner. maybe you should call him back after that one drunken night you two had.
-kriptonik

 

^got PWN'd by Krip!

 

^ Has a man crush on Krip!

 

has a man crush on anything with a heartbeat and a dong.

 

^ Still thinks that wearing dark shades in a nightclub makes him look KOOL!

 

^ calls his junk the Helsinki Smash Rod - but for reasons only the people from Finland could understand

 

^Thinks "Fin"land is where 1950's Cadillac's were made