is now training for the fight/rematch of his life after a fifth grader owned him at Dairy Queen for cutting in line.

 

^ sometimes likes to park in handicap spaces and watch handicap people make handicap faces

 

^is somehow TALLER when he's sitting down (hint: over 85")

 

^ knows it's his favorite time of year when the iceholes appear

 

^Knows, just like *I* do, to stay AWAY from the BROWN iceholes!

 

^ likes to sprinkle canned peas around them so when someone squats for a pea he kicks them in the icehole

 

Will somehow magically convince the next person to post below to answer the age-old question:

What's the difference between a Poor Girl and a Rich Girl?

 

TPAM should know the difference is the reason they have sex with you. One is because she thinks she can't do better and the other is to get back at daddy for being a work-aholic.... which brings up the questions 'What will Jazz's kids do knowing he's an all-wheel-drive-aholic?'

Side note: Nice to see you back too Jazzy

 

Bedroom is a replica of a McDonald's playground to make sure he doesn't have performance issues.

 

Reads Mobby Dick just to count how many times they use the word "dick".