wishes he had 4"

 

^the 6-fingered man... AND, a BIG-hit with female guitar players, for some odd reason!!!

 

would rather be listening to Con Funk Shun
http://www.imeem.com/zulu12/music/yI...ction-fun-fun/

or better. Trouble Funk

http://www.imeem.com/people/-O5AzMw/...ion-trouble-f/

 

wants to give me that special gift in a box!

 

Somehow, putting the link to the viral internet video of the girl who put her box in a box for you would just be too cheesy and easy......

Remembers when Jack was in the box before he went into the closet.....

Oh, what the heck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0

 

Isn't 100% SURE what's holding that box UP, in that video, but is pretty sure it ISN'T velcro!

 

knows whats up but ain't tellin

 

^ doesn't know what's up his tail end

 

Once caught a tiger by his tail... HIS tail, not the Tigers!

 

once shot a man in his pajamas. He was pretty pissed the guy was wearing HIS pajamas.