i dunno. i'm sure it's something poisionous with venom so deadly i'd be paralized and gasping for air within 10 seconds of being bit.
you want me to go back out there and get a closer look?

 

haha nahh its ok, i was gunna say the opposite tho, it looks pretty harmless to me. my dumbass woulda tried to catch it.

 

yes....it's harmless.
this is actually a pretty small one.
the one that usually hangs around is about 4ft long and pretty thick.

one time there was one laying across my driveway. dumb thing wouldn't move and i didn't want to run over it so i parked the car, got out, and found a stick to poke at it to make it move. seemed to take forever to get him out of the way, but he finally moved. guess it was nice and warm there.

i don't mind them if i know where they are, but it scares me to death when i'm walking in the yard and i look down and the next step i'm about to take is on a snake. then i let out an "eeeek"!!!

 

yeah i havent seen any around me in a while. i only pick up the gartner snakes though, there fun to annoy for about 10mins and pretend its like the crocadile hunter.

 

Is you're sig a Bill O'rielly quote? LOL

 

yeah no drunk squirrels in her bush, let me tell ya

 

snakes are an interesting species and thanks for sharing your pictures. Just always be careful around them unless you know for a fact if they are poisonous or not.