by short bus do you mean you did it with a retarded kid?

 

Haha yeah, what do u think i meant? No it was parked in car dealership, unlocked.

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

getting blown by my gf(exnow) and then speeding up real fast just cus that always happens when i get blown/jerked while driving, then seeing a cop off to the side of the road and having her head hit the steering wheel, she only bit alil, not alot, and it kinda felt good, but the best part was the way she said ow with my p-**** in her mouth

 

road head virgin....????????my girl sweet lea asked if i have heard of road head?and i say ,is that a new band? she replies .you have never heard of road head.well anyhow i found out that the lead singer plays skin flute.>[sm=bounceybounce.gif]

 

just playin it dumb.

 

I was driving my gfs car, and she was sitting next to me, all of a sudden she grabs my neck and plants one on me, so i'm down, and start kissing her back, while i am still driving mind you, and then BAM, we jump the curb and clip a tree. We both started laughing and drove home, her dad after about two months finally asked about the dent on the fender, she said she had no idea. That was really stupid of us, it could of ended a lot worse.

 

one time with my gurl friend at the time
we were waiting on some of her friends and we needed to kill some time
we where playin miniture golf and she thought i was letting her win (she was getting mad) but in reallity i suck at golf

she placed a bet
she said if i beat her we'll go back to my place and do WHAT EVER I WANT
and if she won we would have to wait for her friends and go out wit them

lets just say that it was the best miniture golf game i ever had
tiger woods would of been proud
wow when sex is on the line it really gives u amazing unknown talents

 

best....post....ever.....

LMAO!!! oh my god i can't stop laughing at this post.....i don't know how the **** anyone gets head while driving...i can never keep my foot steady.....and the biting part...OMFG!! LOL, i love it...this is my new favorite post...

 

Hahaha, thats nothing, In philly a gurl was givin a guy road head, they hit a wall and it scared the gurl so bad so bit his dick off(literaly)



*Disclaimer*


This will never happen again...


My and the gurl under the influence, to put it lightly. Well, i was driving down a road,next thing i know, im doing 20mph over the speed limit, and making out with a my gurl, while under the influence. It was absoluty halarious at the time, i couldnt stop laughing.