Meeting a girl on the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront on Kowloon looking across the harbor at Hong Kong. Unforgetable girl, unforgetable view.

 

it was a great sight i still remember that veiw even though i was like 13 or 14 when i saw it
i gotta go back to HK someday

 

yeah, that coulda ended a lot worse, she was really really good, all lip, no teeth.

She didn't stop either, she finished athe job

 

I had one girl try and stick a cucumber up my *** as I was getting into it. I yelped so loud her parents came into the room, which made shi.rt myself some more & fall off the bed & crack my head on the bedside table. . . . So theres me naked, woody & bleeding. There's this girl naked, wet & cucumber in hand & then... theres her parents...... Her father left the room mumbling something & I thought **** it... i'm out the window, running naked down the street & you guessed it..... Whoooooo.... So now I'm being driven away buy 2 policemen with nothing & I mean nothing on. . . . My woody had gone though.
I explained to them what had happened & somewhere between the tears of laughter they managed to ask me where I lived and drove me home. . . . . You ever have to explain to your parents why you got dropped off by a patrol car naked?? I gave up.

 

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Well, you can think what you want. I have had to relive that story so many times now from my mates when we drink, my mum telling it at my 21st, when my mates and I go out and they tell strangers, so it don't matter to me if you believe it or not..... I started this thread just after a night of drinking and reliving it again. I still have the scar on the side of my head. [:'(]

 

you gave that message to me once, had to return it. Thats a bummer about the cucumber thing up yer ppoper. God, she really tried to stick a cucumber?! And you let her?!

 

[:-]I never gave you a BS thing... I never use them smileys??? I only use the ones you can see [8D][&:][:@][][:'(][>:][X(][&o]

Anyway, she tried it. I didn't know she was gonna do that... well..... like ....... we were talking about doing crazy shi.t but seriously, being sodomised by a fuc.king fruit wasn't exactly what I had in mind. Not for me anyway LOL.
I'm not being tough or anything but, I seldom scream or yell. I'm passive aggressive but pain has never made me cry, scream, yell or jump up and down on one leg. Ever since I was a kid. Mum said I never cried after the 4 month mark. I got scolded by hot water when I was 3 and I never spoke I just kept pointing to my arm it wasn't it blistered up that mum realised what i'd done. ANYWAY...... When I felt something trying to work its way into my foofer. I screamed like a damn girl. I was petrified.

 

i think its a vegetable

 

lidno,did she make entry with it? I was never really into that, at all. Not my thing, but our very on spence(checkmyvitals) has be known to sit on things, such as number 2 pencils,carrots,his finger,shifter,pretty much anything longer and slender.