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Old May 27, 2007 | 12:48 AM
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The only abuse I see is from the members. Poor Chef. Gets his car back, and the membership rakes him through the mud, kicks him under the bus and makes fun of his traumatized kid.

Don't worry Chef SOME people got your back....

You guys suxor
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 01:42 AM
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Man, you guys are tough! It's also obvious, while both of you may be married, neither of you has kids. You all just come back to me many years after you've had your third child and I'll listen to you then. I'm sure you'll see things more like I do now.[sm=trust_me.gif]

Cheers!
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 01:47 AM
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Your not even my dad Chef, and I fear you haha


Sorry about your car and the issues you've encountered though man[]
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 01:52 AM
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Thanks guys. And by the way, the two guys I was picking on was Night and Olivier.

All I can say is that I hope each of your wives tells you that she is pregnant this weekend. Then I'll get my revenge! >>>>>TRIPLETS!!![sm=signs003.gif]

Cheers!
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 02:44 AM
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OYE!!
Chef, I hope you get your car back very soon!
By the way, those scrub pads were VERY generous! I say kick it back old school... a toothbrush would suffice!!
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 04:02 PM
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Hi Chef (BTW I like your new avatar ),

Let me try to clarify a few things:

1. You did drive over the can [:@], not your son (unless you let him drive which would be worse).

2. I did not start it; Night was much faster than I… Truth be told, I was just jealous I did not think of it first !

3. In French we say “Qui aime bien, chatie bien” which can basically be translated as “You have to be cruel to be kind”, so we were very kind to you. We were trying to reach out and assist you in a time of need. What are friends for???? For that matter, you do not need any enemies, you have friends [sm=icon_sneaky.gif]! Anyway, I feel an apology is necessary here and the AF would be a good place, anytime now Chef..... I will be waiting......
4. My wife has a twin sister and it usually jumps a generation so the joke will be on my kids!!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif]


PS: for 3 kids, my car preference would have been Night’s current one, this way, it severely limits who can go with you… I miss my MR2…

PS2: ouTTie914, old school, very nice…[sm=lol.gif]
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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First off Olivier, thank you for the new Avatar. That was very nice.

1. You are correct, I did run over the bottle of paint. I also cleaned it all off of my car and scrubbed the garage and driveway twice before I brought the boy out to help. There is my punishment, and my son's.

2. It matters less who started it, but more who finishes it.

3. I'm Irish and we have a saying too, and you can take this as an apology if you like:

Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón

{It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose}

4. It is not always true about the skipping a generation since my wife and her mother and her mother allhad twins. Good luck!

Cheers!
 
Old May 27, 2007 | 10:52 PM
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back to car talk please! this is turning into a soap opera!
 
Old May 28, 2007 | 01:29 AM
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ORIGINAL: Chef

It is not always true about the skipping a generation since my wife and her mother and her mother allhad twins. Good luck!
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Old May 28, 2007 | 02:17 AM
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Well mikheil, it is a rant so technically we can really talk about anything. Chef started with his famous deviance tendencies and is just getting me in trouble because I like to jump head first and then ask what I got myself into. One day I will learn better but not today!
3. I'm Irish and we have a saying too, and you can take this as an apology if you like:
Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón
{It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose}
Apology accepted… I guess…

Chef, I should have known you were Irish. The French like to discuss all topics to death and do not do anything about it; the Irish have just a more direct approach to anything and everything and go right to B&B… Beer and brawl… [sm=icon_cheers.gif][sm=partyparty.gif][sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=smiley18.gif]

Great saying though, I am going to have to remember it.

4. It is not always true about the skipping a generation since my wife and her mother and her mother allhad twins. Good luck!
hum hum ….. Your leprechaun magic will have no effect on us!!!…
Personally I thought it would be a good idea but my wife told me I did not know what I was talking about and since she is right, no comment. Once we have kids, I will just make certain they do their painting at your house!

Anyway, mikheil was right about one thing, are you going to update us on your car or are you still waiting on your konis???
 

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