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Old Aug 20, 2007 | 11:45 AM
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I was on my way to work when I rear ended a car this morning...my day was already starting off all kinds of wrong. I had overslept,the localschools started today so traffic was bad, and then this happened.[/align][/align]The driver got out of the other car, and he was aDWARF.
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
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That's how the fight started...[/align][/align]
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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ORIGINAL: AManCalledE

I was on my way to work when I rear ended a car this morning...my day was already starting off all kinds of wrong. I had overslept, the local schools started today so traffic was bad, and then this happened. [/align] [/align]The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF.
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
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That's how the fight started...[/align][/align]
Pullleassse tell me you are joking!
Cause I hate the thought of you hurting your A3.
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:02 PM
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I was on my way to work when I rear ended a car this morning...my day was already starting off all kinds of wrong. I had overslept,the localschools started today so traffic was bad, and then this happened.[/align][/align]The driver got out of the other car, and he was aDWARF.
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
[/align][sm=lol.gif][/align]
That's how the fight started...[/align][/align]
Pullleassse tell me you are joking!
Cause I hate the thought of you hurting your A3.
It's a joke. There would be no smiley's if it were real. But now I have prolly super-jinxed myself.
 
Old Aug 20, 2007 | 12:29 PM
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Was feeling sorry for you until I realized you were joking (hopefully about the whole thing, not just the fight with the dwarf).

Rearending someone else in an A3 will be $$$. The A/C condenser, intercooler and radiator are all tightly sandwiched behind the front bumper. Not to mention the incident will most probably be your fault, hence insurance rate increases.
 
Old Aug 21, 2007 | 01:26 AM
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If only you had changed your signature from "Arctic White" to "Snow White"...
 
Old Aug 21, 2007 | 01:47 PM
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I heard that joke somewhere this past weekend, on either Sirius or TV...can't remember who it was for the life of me.
 
Old Aug 22, 2007 | 11:37 AM
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Old Aug 24, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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haha why is everyone taking the joke so serious, ,but no you didnt jinx yourself... although, it would be pretty damn funny if anyone for that mater rear ended a dwarf ha ha. but good point with how expensive it would be to rear end someone with he A3
 
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