I definealy need to know how the hell does someone look "canadian"

 

Easy! Not flipping off people in traffic around Boston!

 

i got pulled over once in NJ for doing 97 on 65 in the rain in my old civic. it was an undercover cop and he just asked me if i knew i was going that fast and if i knew he had been following me for about 2 miles lol. idk y he nvr gave me a ticket but i seriously didn't see him and my radar detector didn't go off. that's when i said i need a new radar detector. i saw a cop in PA once around exit 188-190 or so just standing on the side of the road with his radar gun and scanning everybody, it was hilarious lol

 

Cops around here (Indiana) use binoculars to pick their targets before lighting them up with laser. That way you get no warning until you're tagged. I haven't had them pick me even when I've been flying past other cars in the fast lane. I think it's because the black four-door sedan looks somewhat tame. They're waiting for the green civic with the 3 foot spoiler.

 

Pulled over 21 times now, few plate violations, few lighting violations, trespassing, fender height, speeding, tinted window hiding temp, all small things. Still have a clean record because I have unconditional respect for law enforcement officers. They put themselves in danger to keep us safe, and I'm sure any of you that ever end up needing their help will never again complain about how you broke the law and should've gotten away with it. God bless em.

 

A little off topic.... Me and some buddies went toilet papering one night. And one of my accomplices knocked something over in our victims yard. They woke up called the cops. So we of course went running into backyards and wherever we felt the need to hide. Before i had returned to get my vehicle that night, the cop noticed my car parked the wrong direction across the street from where we were TP-ing, searched it, got my address and showed up the next morning. They made me go to court for DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY!!! What the hell are you destroying with toilet paper? The foliage?


Fortunately, I was still a minor then, and they let me go with a slap on the wrist. So all was well. Just thought I'd share.