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Old Dec 23, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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^^I was thinking that, but then she'd actually get some serious damage to the bottom of the car and brakes/suspension, and the thing is, there's kind've a short list of people that would want to do that to her. 1) Me. 2).....Me.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 03:42 PM
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^^I was thinking that, but then she'd actually get some serious damage to the bottom of the car and brakes/suspension, and the thing is, there's kind've a short list of people that would want to do that to her. 1) Me. 2).....Me.
Give her car a nice wax job with about 3 containers of vasoline.. I dont think that will kill the paint, and it would take forever to get it all off...
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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Well there is always the "canned cat food in the airbox. We did that to a kid years ago in highschool, we put some chunky canned cat food by the squirrel cage so when he turned on the heat, it stunk. he never touched our cars again.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 04:02 PM
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I think you should think twice before you do something on her car. Don’t let the turn the situation against you. She did something wrong and yes! She has to be punished but it should be in an easy way; should not be turned to hell for her. And don’t forget, if you do something very very bad, you should be ready for something that is going to happen in your car later on.

I’d stop her on the road and talk to her what’s up!

We don’t want to see your car next day with a new treat says bitch smash your windshield.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 04:18 PM
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I think you should think twice before you do something on her car. Don’t let the turn the situation against you. She did something wrong and yes! She has to be punished but it should be in an easy way; should not be turned to hell for her. And don’t forget, if you do something very very bad, you should be ready for something that is going to happen in your car later on.

I’d stop her on the road and talk to her what’s up!

We don’t want to see your car next day with a new treat says bitch smash your windshield.
Hes got a point, there is a point where a woman will unleash some serious wrath without a care in the world if you allow it. I can see this whole thing turning into an episode of Judge Judy.. Just be careful and make sure she gets pay back, but not enough for a retaliation on her part I guess.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 04:29 PM
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I know. It's a fine line. Anything up to pain or public humiliation she would find funny, I think. The fish in engine is perfect, some of the things you listed are perfect, onepoint8. I just need to make sure it was her. She did a very similar thing to my friend's 92 Accord wagon, and I know it was her, because she called me and asked if I wanted to help.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 04:38 PM
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Fu@k her pour brake fluid into a spray bottle and spray thay all over her car that will eat her paint right up nicely
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 04:53 PM
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Fu@k her pour brake fluid into a spray bottle and spray thay all over her car that will eat her paint right up nicely
throw bannas at her car they stick well and turn to rock after a while
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 05:21 PM
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I would slash her tires and then break all her windows out. Make sure you do it in the daytime while she is home. When she comes out to see what is making all the noise, take a baseball bat out from under your coat and then break her legs. It's a little dramatic but that's just the type of guy I am when someone decides to vadalize my car. That or just call the cops and turn her in once you make sure it was her.
 
Old Dec 23, 2005 | 05:24 PM
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I would slash her tires and then break all her windows out. Make sure you do it in the daytime while she is home. When she comes out to see what is making all the noise, take a baseball bat out from under your coat and then break her legs. It's a little dramatic but that's just the type of guy I am when someone decides to vadalize my car. That or just call the cops and turn her in once you make sure it was her.
haha thats great
 



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