My all time favorate is the old duct tape wrap-around...

In case you're not familiar with the technique, you take one roll of duct tape, and wrap it all around her car, side to side, over the roof and around underneath... Then repeat until the roll is gone... This effectively seals her doors shut, and causes a MAJOR P.I.T.A for the owner next time she comes out and sees her car.

If you want to make sure no serious damage comes from it, wrap one layer of ceran wrap on befroe the tape, to "protect" the paint.

Happy hunting, and POST PICS OF WHATEVER YOU DO.

Nate

 

White shoe polish the tires and any other porus rubber or plastic surface. Its a real bitch to get rid of. Other than that just beat the **** out of her. also lick a bunch of "jolly ranchers" and stick them to the paint. removed properly they do no damage. but other wise, it will leave her with a big mess. also arange them so they say something like " I love ****" Or any other demening statment.

 

"In case you're not familiar with the technique, you take one roll of duct tape, and wrap it all around her car, side to side, over the roof and around underneath... Then repeat until the roll is gone... This effectively seals her doors shut, and causes a MAJOR P.I.T.A for the owner next time she comes out and sees her car."

I did that to my teacher in high school... What i would do is take a tube of toothpaste and sculpt a ***** or something of that matter on the hood or windshield, also rub banana peels under the wipers so that her wipers just smear everything.

 

Or if u can get into the car, hide a dead squirrel underneath the seat in a ziplock and then leave the ziplock open.. i did that to someone too.. they didnt notice until like the 2nd day untill it smelled so god awful

 

Someone said fish in the engine bay, and since it's winter, the heater is on all the time and that lovely odor of the sea comes wafting in....

 

Id say go with the fish idea.

 

Adreed, onepoint8tee thats a good one. Think of how much time she would spend removing axel grease or vasoline off the car. Go for the axel grease wax job!

 

the duct tape thing happened to a friend, but the adhesive didn't come off, so i don't advise in doing that to much. if you CAN get into her car a shaving cream can would work perfectly. if not then something like covering her front windshield in shoe polish COMPLETELY, and taking off her wipers and hiding them or have them on her car somewhere, im sure she's to stupid to know how to put em back on. if have a dog of cat, you can always use their **** under the handles, when its nice and warm

if she's hot, you can get her drunk and take her gambling, and make her lose her car to the casino, or just shanghai surprise her lmao

 

or just slash the bitches tires

 

wet toilet paper is a pain in the ***
you could write on her windows - it comes off