also, make sure you park in your garage for a while after this is done. she'll be angry guaranteed.

 

no its not realy disrespect but this time it is for u maybe
me and this gurl, she would do lil things to my car and i do somethings
she would flip up my wipers and i would do the same
she would write stuff on my car, i would do the same
she would cover my car wit flyers pormoting a club, i mean really over, the windows the doors and wutever
there was like 40 flyers or something
then i would get one of those free phone books rip the pages out and cover her car
ahhh good times, its all in good fun u kno nuthin thats hard to clean or wutever

but that gurl shes goin over board, maybe she likes u and hes tryin to get ur attention

 

oh well i don't know the situation. but i'd kill someone.

 

Screw that... Air Craft Stripper.

 

... But on the other hand if you don't want to get in too much trouble... Wait for summer when there's a good chance she'll have one of her windows down, make 4 or 5 Axe Bombs (Made by looping rubber bands around the spray button, so it stays on), and toss them in her car. Her car will smell like a jock after a football game for weeks on end. I've done this before to some friends, and they've never been able to top it.

 

Ok, totally harmless but totally fun. Wrap the entire car in palletizing plastic wrap. Inside the layers of plastic wrap, put candid pictures of your “friend� with various less than flattering facial expressions and compromising positions. Then, after all that is done, use those industrial straps they put around those large cardboard boxes for shipping, the metal kind that have to be crimped on. Use like ten of them. Yay.

 

Not nearly as good looking as the car.

 

Garage is completely full of ****. I mean wall to wall, roof to floor. We just moved from a huge house into a smaller one.

I need to make completely sure it was this girl before I go apeshit on her car. I'll find out eventually who did it; people at my school can't keep a secret.

 

wait just one minute, there is one important question, is this girl smokin hott, cause then you should just try and hit it with her so you can drive her car

 

Here are the links to the other places I posted this story...notice a trend in the tone of the responses?

Audizine thread

Audiworld thread (if you can call it that)

Two out of three places I posted this gave me advice that took my story into context, gave me some funny ideas, and warned me against doing something stupid. One thread attacked me, patronized me, then devolved into an unrelated flame war. Sweet.

No prizes for guessing what happened where...