Some birds are snipers, I swear. I was heading home a few years ago in my 300ZX with the t-tops off, and felt a slight spray hit me. When I got out of the car, I saw a nice splat mark right on the t-bar spanning the cockpit of the car (a splash-effect got me a bit). Some of 'em are just out to get you, plain and simple.

 

I hear ya about the snipers, that and professional bomb droppers, we should start incorporating birds into the air force for bomb targeting. One day, after I had just washed my car, I had my sunroof on the prop up setting, so it wasnt open all the way but the back of it was raised and I came out to go to work a couple hours later and there was a very large splatter that came within an inch of going right inside that little gap, I was furious. And for the record, Utah has an ungodly population of magpies, which is who I blame for this incident cuz this dump was significantly larger than a robin or pigeon could produce. Utah needs a quarterly magpie hunting day so that 4 days out of the year, if you see one of them filthy, loud, obnoxious creatures, you have full legality to feed it some lead, I might be able to keep my car clean for more than a half a day that way...

 

No I believe that... wow

 

hey atleast now itll be easy to clean up.

 

yea haha but my audi is falling apart ne ways lol it shakes when u softly press the gas...lcd is out...tiptonic dont work...non of the gears 4,3,2 work there just lik drive...i feel lik pissing on this car haha

 

That almost happened to me the other day. When I got home I almost left my sunroof open, but I vented it instead. A few hours later when I went back outside, there was a huge white spot just above the passenger seat. As Tim Bedore would say, its all apart of the animal conspiracy. They are trying to take over the world by making us wash our cars over and over again so that our fresh water supply runs out!