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Old Nov 11, 2005 | 11:15 AM
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Thanks Jestnomen, that was funny!

I do freak people out a little with how I drive.
Some people who know me completely trust me and others are scared to death (I made my wife cry once when we were on the freeway and I merged from the center lane to the left lane coming up on a Semi and some LOSER decided he would speed up (finally) and not let me in, well, I just sped up a little more an went anyways...fuckem...don't make people slam on the brakes when you're the one driving slow and being tyranical by not letting others drive the speed they want to and cutting them off.!!!! Oh yeah, anyways my wife just looks at me and she's crying! She didn't yell at me or anything, but apearantly I scared her for real.)

Hey, I know what I'm doin! Even if some people can't drive like this dosn't mean I can't. It wasn't that close! (Ok, maybe it was, but I still think that if my brother was following me, he'd of followed me through![8D]
Wow... just wow. It's truly amazing that you aren't the recipient of the Darwin Award yet! I guess it's just a matter of time before you take care of yourself. Oh no you can't drive 95mph cause some safe driver is in your way. You poor thing, your life must just be so terrible. I love blocking off the left lane next to a semi truck with people like you behind me. The expressions on your face and the hand waving just makes it all worth it for me! Oh yeah. You do know that someone moving out of the right lane to let merging traffic in is a courtesy riggghhhtttt? Wife scared and afraid? No problem, as long as you shaved 35 seconds off your time home!
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 02:47 PM
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Thanks Jestnomen, that was funny!

I do freak people out a little with how I drive.
Some people who know me completely trust me and others are scared to death (I made my wife cry once when we were on the freeway and I merged from the center lane to the left lane coming up on a Semi and some LOSER decided he would speed up (finally) and not let me in, well, I just sped up a little more an went anyways...fuckem...don't make people slam on the brakes when you're the one driving slow and being tyranical by not letting others drive the speed they want to and cutting them off.!!!! Oh yeah, anyways my wife just looks at me and she's crying! She didn't yell at me or anything, but apearantly I scared her for real.)

Hey, I know what I'm doin! Even if some people can't drive like this dosn't mean I can't. It wasn't that close! (Ok, maybe it was, but I still think that if my brother was following me, he'd of followed me through![8D]
Wow... just wow. It's truly amazing that you aren't the recipient of the Darwin Award yet! I guess it's just a matter of time before you take care of yourself. Oh no you can't drive 95mph cause some safe driver is in your way. You poor thing, your life must just be so terrible. I love blocking off the left lane next to a semi truck with people like you behind me. The expressions on your face and the hand waving just makes it all worth it for me! Oh yeah. You do know that someone moving out of the right lane to let merging traffic in is a courtesy riggghhhtttt? Wife scared and afraid? No problem, as long as you shaved 35 seconds off your time home!

Mr Jestnomen (you are an administrator after all and I should address you properly),

When people like you pull in front of me and block the lane with a Semi truck next to them, all I do is back off...they get nothing from me but indifference, no hand waving and no expression. But, I'll give you the curtousy of a response here, because I care, I truly care.

So, why don't you just lay down on the couch as we ****-ize this.
What do you feel or get out of doing that sort of thing? And please be honest, remember this is for posterity and you are representing a lot of people here...


I've analized the reasons why I drive fast. I just drive fast. If there is no-one on the road, I drive fast, I enjoy the acceleration and the g's and the curves. It is pleasurable.

Why do you do what you do?
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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ORIGINAL: SP4NK3R
Thanks Jestnomen, that was funny!

I do freak people out a little with how I drive.
Some people who know me completely trust me and others are scared to death (I made my wife cry once when we were on the freeway and I merged from the center lane to the left lane coming up on a Semi and some LOSER decided he would speed up (finally) and not let me in, well, I just sped up a little more an went anyways...fuckem...don't make people slam on the brakes when you're the one driving slow and being tyranical by not letting others drive the speed they want to and cutting them off.!!!! Oh yeah, anyways my wife just looks at me and she's crying! She didn't yell at me or anything, but apearantly I scared her for real.)

Hey, I know what I'm doin! Even if some people can't drive like this dosn't mean I can't. It wasn't that close! (Ok, maybe it was, but I still think that if my brother was following me, he'd of followed me through![8D]
Wow... just wow. It's truly amazing that you aren't the recipient of the Darwin Award yet! I guess it's just a matter of time before you take care of yourself. Oh no you can't drive 95mph cause some safe driver is in your way. You poor thing, your life must just be so terrible. I love blocking off the left lane next to a semi truck with people like you behind me. The expressions on your face and the hand waving just makes it all worth it for me! Oh yeah. You do know that someone moving out of the right lane to let merging traffic in is a courtesy riggghhhtttt? Wife scared and afraid? No problem, as long as you shaved 35 seconds off your time home!

Mr Jestnomen (you are an administrator after all and I should address you properly),

When people like you pull in front of me and block the lane with a Semi truck next to them, all I do is back off...they get nothing from me but indifference, no hand waving and no expression. But, I'll give you the curtousy of a response here, because I care, I truly care.

So, why don't you just lay down on the couch as we ****-ize this.
What do you feel or get out of doing that sort of thing? And please be honest, remember this is for posterity and you are representing a lot of people here...


I've analized the reasons why I drive fast. I just drive fast. If there is no-one on the road, I drive fast, I enjoy the acceleration and the g's and the curves. It is pleasurable.

Why do you do what you do?
This is the anger thread you ******* *****.

Shoot off to Jestnomen like a real man would. Call him a ******(&ing ***** of ****** that his ***** *** really **** is ***** the ********-******* and I bet his ****ing peice of ****ing *** profanity ****en sensor will ****ing ****** the ******* out of this post.

****!
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 06:37 PM
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How about people who decide at the last minute oh wait... I am turning let me put my signal now. arrrrgh
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 06:46 PM
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This is the anger thread you ******* *****.

Shoot off to Jestnomen like a real man would. Call him a ******(&ing ***** of ****** that his ***** *** really **** is ***** the ********-******* and I bet his ****ing peice of ****ing *** profanity ****en sensor will ****ing ****** the ******* out of this post.

****!
I see your point.

Please have faith, god. Your name should be prematurejaculatoroffuckingfuckoffprofanitysplooge r!

Lets see what Mr. Jestnomen writes!

I like the foreplay before I really **** someone, you dumbass piece of ****** monkeyshit eating cumguzzling shmegma gargling, **** felching *** decanter!

Jees, where's your sense of adventure...don't blow your whole load yet.

Love ya,

SP4NK3R
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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So the other day, I was in 'right turn' area ( not deliniated ) behind about 4-5 other cars also turning. A couple of cars checked up to allow a car or two to exit a shopping center driveway on the right. By the time I got up to the driveway area, the light had changed to green, so I didn't have an opportunity to stop to allow the next car to exit the driveway. But this nitwit (love that word) decides he's ENTITLED to come our of the driveway anyway. I'm forced to slam on my brakes and stop for him. I put my hands up like "What's up with this" (no gestures), and he yells something at me like HE'S got the right-of -way! Probably needs an enema.
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 07:22 PM
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No need for "Mr Jestnomen". I realize you are only saying it to be a smarta$$, but understand I am just a posting member like you.

I don't get anything out of it, it's only really happened a few times anyway. It's just humorous to see someone get so angered by having to slow down for 30 seconds that they blow a fuse (or in your case merging into traffic). I'd hate to see you when someone actually does do something stupid while driving.

Let's all try to understand Mr. McRoadrager shall we?
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 08:12 PM
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CAN WE JUST SAY-

F*CK VERIZON WIRELESS. THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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i feel better
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 08:13 PM
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No need for "Mr Jestnomen". I realize you are only saying it to be a smarta$$, but understand I am just a posting member like you.

I don't get anything out of it, it's only really happened a few times anyway. It's just humorous to see someone get so angered by having to slow down for 30 seconds that they blow a fuse (or in your case merging into traffic). I'd hate to see you when someone actually does do something stupid while driving.

Let's all try to understand Mr. McRoadrager shall we?
dude, this is really weak...
Mr. McRoadrager?
humorous?
angered?
blow a fuse?


I'm sorry, I thought we were going to have some enlightning banter here!
I just get this impression that you may actually feel strongly enough about something to rebute!

That 16th Airlift Squadron emblem/seal is a little misleading.
C'mon, give us something ANGRY!

tHIS iS aN aNGER tHREAD!!!
 
Old Nov 11, 2005 | 10:34 PM
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You're a ****... is that angry enough? Seriously dude, you really think you would get support for being a *****? Unfortuanately, if people give the finger to you on a regular basis, chances are you are being the retard, not them... Why else would they do it?
 



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