Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,356
From: Jersey (orig. NorCal)
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
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Senior Administrator
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 13,574
From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: BaconBait
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
]
4th Gear
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 5,441
From: Chicago Burbs /// KOTH 06'
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Between you and 18T I'm becomming less and less confident in my ability to survive air travel[]
ORIGINAL: BaconBait
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
]
Thread Starter
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Senior Administrator
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 13,574
From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: Turbo i3uddha
Hehehehe - no its.. BEST LIES, not lines. but yes the cowbell & princess bride reference is great.
p.s - its Inigo Montoya
ORIGINAL: onepoint8tee
I dont like stuff that sucks.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
I dont like stuff that sucks.
Hello, my name is amingo mentoia, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Well, why dont you cry about it?
I dont smoke, its aaaaaaaa disgusting habit..
Ive got a virus, and the only perscription is more cow bell.
Hehehehe - no its.. BEST LIES, not lines. but yes the cowbell & princess bride reference is great.
p.s - its Inigo Montoya
4th Gear
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,540
From:
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
Between you and 18T I'm becomming less and less confident in my ability to survive air travel[]
ORIGINAL: BaconBait
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
Pilots-
Damn flight engineer!
Damn copilot!
Damn autopilot!
Damn crosswinds!
It's supposed to be like that.
I'm sure of it.
You didn't get the updated flight manual?
Birds!
Runway in sight.
Piece of cake.
I know exactly what's going on.
I'd be happy to help, but I have no idea of how that works.
]
HAHA, and you don't know the half of it.
For example, I was just informed the other day that As a part of a 121 operation, I'm not alowed to change the lightbulbs in the annusator panel. WTF>
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Senior Administrator
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 13,574
From: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
RE: Give us your BEST lies! (one-liners ONLY, please)
So, in OTHER words... When the pilot comes on the intercom to inform me that we're "ready for take off," it's just another post to this thread?!?!?
Note to self... WALK, from now on, wherever you have to go!
Note to self... WALK, from now on, wherever you have to go!
