Whats your greatest moment with a girl/guy.
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RE: Whats your greatest moment with a girl/guy.
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lidno,did she make entry with it? I was never really into that, at all. Not my thing, but our very on spence(checkmyvitals) has be known to sit on things, such as number 2 pencils,carrots,his finger,shifter,pretty much anything longer and slender.
lidno,did she make entry with it? I was never really into that, at all. Not my thing, but our very on spence(checkmyvitals) has be known to sit on things, such as number 2 pencils,carrots,his finger,shifter,pretty much anything longer and slender.
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I had one girl try and stick a cucumber up my *** as I was getting into it. I yelped so loud her parents came into the room, which made shi.rt myself some more & fall off the bed & crack my head on the bedside table. . . . So theres me naked, woody & bleeding. There's this girl naked, wet & cucumber in hand & then... theres her parents...... Her father left the room mumbling something & I thought **** it... i'm out the window, running naked down the street & you guessed it..... Whoooooo.... So now I'm being driven away buy 2 policemen with nothing & I mean nothing on. . . . My woody had gone though.
I explained to them what had happened & somewhere between the tears of laughter they managed to ask me where I lived and drove me home. . . . . You ever have to explain to your parents why you got dropped off by a patrol car naked?? I gave up.
I explained to them what had happened & somewhere between the tears of laughter they managed to ask me where I lived and drove me home. . . . . You ever have to explain to your parents why you got dropped off by a patrol car naked?? I gave up.
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Nono. There was no entry. Close though there was certainly some pressure behind it. I thought it was like... her unseen boyfriend trying to join in or something, you know how some people get kinky like that... Well I screamed in fear like a little girl & didn't know what to do. What would you have done?
Oh yeah and anything with seeds in it, as a rule of thumb, is a fruit.
Oh yeah and anything with seeds in it, as a rule of thumb, is a fruit.
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Well it's up to you whether you believe it or not. I don't mind. Everyone of my friends gets a great kick out of it every time someone tells it. I thought i'd share it with you guys & give you a bit of a laugh.
Me go up the butt
