ohh man.. i would go out to the country and find a farmer.. ask him for "Fertilizer" from his cows.. now take a Uhaul truck that you can rent (Home Depot) rents these as well, then i would take the truck of crap and shovel it all over her carand make sure you wear gloves and put some under the door handles. This can be done right after the fish is stuck in the belly pan.. or if you are afraid she might find it.. wrap it in foil and wedge it above the muffler.. she will never look there and the foil wont burn away.. that way she has no visible sign of where the smell is coming from. and if your really pissed off at her.. light the crap on fire while its on her car.. ok seriously dont do that.. ohh maybe you could just poor some lead additive into her gas tank.. that would be great.. her mechanic would be like why are you so dumb you bought the wrong gas??? LMFAO

 

Yo do the Crap thing that redgoat mentioned!! ahahhaha!!

Or you can be really mean and DECLARE TRUCE AND GIVE HER CHOCOLATE LAXATIVES!!!!! Its like a double blow, friends and hten boom.. shes craping like thers no tomorrow.. make sure your somehwere at a public place though... the mall is a good one .

 

If you take off the valve cap and put bb under it then screw it back on lightly on all four tires, she will have 4 flat tires in about 2 hours, not much harm done, but a pain in the ***.

 

I like the jollyrancer idea...put like 500 of those babies on..that be funny

 

nothing beats chocolate laxatives. my best friend did it to his teachers when we were back in HS. its funny ****!!!

 

you have a name for those chocolate lax., I might just have to do that to some people I know.

 

no but they sell them in wallgreens and jewel and dominicks .. and other stores too.

 

Note to self. "Leave santa some chocolate lax. just for the ***** and giggels" no pun intended.

 

u kno wut just write her a letter on how u feel about this situation
then take the letter to the car and then key in the exact message on her trunnk

hey black USP huh is she hot

 

i would flip a bitch.(no pun intended if she's a bitch.) doesn't matter if it harmed your car or not. it's all about her disrespecting you. and she deserves whatever you put out. i would anihilate her car. seriously. basically combine EVERYTHING that EVERYONE has mentioned in this thread that is doable. and execute./
oh. and take pictures of course. we need to see this one.