so i am at work and another store calls and says they need help....

so i am headed down the highway to the other store and i come up on a last gen cavalier, i know it is a cavy, but the guy had a fart can, shaved handles, which add like 50 rwhp, lol, a autometer looking tack, and probably an intake

so i pull up and check the guy and an keep rolling thinking ha, i got more power and nicer and didn't touch my car

well to make a long story short i get passed, pull up beside him, doing ruffly 60 and in fifth, i start pulling away and i hear the fart can so i give it more throttle, and just keep pulling first a nose, then fender then door, and so on so forth till about 80

i mean i know these cars can move, but he downshifted and tried to race and i was just giving it gas, i can only imagine what downshifting and trying would have brought


so, so far, i have beat my buddies 01 a4, who can't drive, didn't even know you could spool the turbo

a late 80's early 90 intega with a fart can and who knows - in the rain, he had massive tire spin and i was 4 or more cars before he really got moving

a mid 90's 626

and now the cavi, all really without trying

 

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What car do you have?

 

Douchebag ricers...