Only two things really, driving my jetta into snow piles with friends standing on the hood get launched a good 15 ft. I get on he does about 30mph (scary) I get launched I hit a tree on my way down. Worse sores ever, couldn't stop laughing. In my A4 I watched a deer run off a hill on a road like a 70 degree drop to the road while going "he's not that stupid." Hit it on the d/s the back pulled out hit the hill & if a mail box wasn't there I woulda rolled a good 3 times into a pond.

 

lol, im reading and some funny @ss Sh*& here.

bought a 4door 92 cavalier as a beater, 2 sets of brakes were siezed, parking break was non existant. had to ride it out 1 more month and was gonna junk it. so im driving day time around the cottage on dirt roads and a i hit a ditch which snaps a control arm [:@], spin around 1 1/2 times at leas and slid right into a property where i ended up hitting a tree with the back end several meters later. i get out the back end is wrapped around this tree and the tree is leaning a bit. i think $%^& this, luckily i had a small ratchet set from taking apart dash the other day and i ripped the plates right off the car and walked away.

lol was driving the car on a temp plate for 5 months so the car wasnt even registered. Well i guess those people

lesson learned : Thank god it was a domestic and not a HONDA [sm=outcold.gif]

 

Next Story:

I had an older boxy subaru wagon,another winter car.
I was going with my friend steve to pick up his girlfriend from a resort that we all worked at (well we hadn't worked there for months and were banned from the property... but that's another story).

We drove around the back of the dining room to pick her up, and I noticed the security guard was following us. I said "should we ditch em?" Steve said "Go for it" So I killed the lights and tore up the hill (tore up is a relative term for a subaru wagon) I turned up to where the garbage dump is, thinking they will never look there. Lights out flying... almost home free.

Me: I think we're gonna get away!

Steve:Isn't there a chai...CRASH!!!

Steve was going to ask if there was still a chain across this road.

There was.

It took out both headlights, slid up my hood gouging it deeply, cracked the windshield, tore off a mirror, and the entire roof rack was behind us...

Thanks for the warning steve.

Security gaurd pulls up laughing, our explanation was that the chain was so low that we didn't see it.

The security guard asked why we didn't see the reflectors that were hanging off the chainbut were now embedded inmy car.

What reflectors?

Lucky it was the security guard that we always gave free pizzas to, he let us go, said explaining it to my parents would be enough of a lesson.

 

You are why I always get a bill of sale notarized when I sell a car with an open title.

Don't need the cops knocking on my door when the car I sold 5 months before still has my name attached to it andwinds up parked in some guys living room.

I'm not trying to say I've never done stupid **** like that... in fact I still do, but I know what happens, so I always cover my ***.

 

LOL ... ye ai know, i do the same. cuz i know Tards like me run aroudn and smash sh*t all the time haha. the car would have been registered had it not been for the darn emissions, funny enough the car passed safety testing LMAO.

 

a Boxster on the highway. I was going about 130 and he was maybe 120 i was smoking him..He both drove by a cop on the highway he flipped his lights on. The boxter started slowing down, i said F*ck it because its a felony over 100. Pulled my car to 140 passed other cars in breakdown lanes. Got off the first exit the cop couldnt see me. Parked at a bar right off the highway had a couple of drinks 2 hours later i went home and i was cool.

 

My story:
this passed winter before i got my TT and after my Alfa SPider Broke down, I drove my dads beater saturn around for 3 months i would beat the **** out of this car everyday and it ran drove fine, so the roads were completly covered in snow, and my street bends so i was about to take the turn hard and e-brake it and the second i did it 540'd and went into a yard lol.
Didnt learn my lesson
the next day i was about to take the turn again e-braked it again and it didnt turn just went straight into a pole Shitty lol
so i get out and my bumper was fine Plastic haha, but the frame was bent and headlight pushed in. backed up went home and pushed the headlight back into place And my dad still doesnt no

 

my buddy and i had a $100 beater contest... no more than 100 for the cost of the car, and nething you put into it. We raced them, rallyed them, jumped them (that was fun) and did a little demo derby on some country roads good times... my 88 corolla wagon 5 speed was way better than his 87 nova good times got it all on video